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cd: Dulahan<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

track 11: Half a Pint<\/p>\n

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My father was a working man
\nuntil his dying day
\nSaid anything worth doin’s
\nworth doin’ all the way
\nAnd when it came to drinking
\nmoderation was at bay
\nYou tried to serve him half a pint
\nhe’d bop you straight away<\/p>\n

Half a Pint, Half a Pint?
\nHalf a Pint you see
\nI find it so peculiar,
\nIt isn’t meant to be
\nLike kissin’ on your sister
\nor reusing bags of tea
\nWhat’s the point of half a pint
\nit makes no sense to me<\/p>\n

T’was late one Friday evening
\nand the pub was closing down
\nPolitely asked the barmaid
\nwould she pour me final round
\nI must have been a horrid sight,
\nshe shook her head and sighed
\nSaid all you gets a half a pint,
\nit’s time you said goodnight<\/p>\n

CHORUS<\/p>\n

I took my favorite lassie
\nfor a night upon the town
\nAnd though she is a lovely girl
\nshe’s not so big around
\nAnd I will call for double shots
\nfor I’m a thirsty man
\nShe always orders half a pint,
\nI’ll never understand<\/p>\n

CHORUS<\/p>\n

Some will take the whiskey
\nand sip it through the night
\nOthers take a cup of tea
\nand hold their fingers light
\nWhile I prefer a foamy glass
\nand fill it up to here
\nA half a pint of porter
\nis a pitiful waste of cheer<\/p>\n

CHORUS<\/p>\n

So if you are a drinking man
\nand I sure fit the bill
\nAnd find that your predicament’s
\na glass that’s half way filled
\nWell I’ve got a solution
\nthat will remedy that ill
\nYou’ll have to drink at twice the pace
\nto satisfy your will.<\/p>\n

CHORUS<\/p>\n\u00a9 2003 All Rights Reserved
\nDulahan Music
\nWritten by Kyle Aughe<\/td>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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