{"id":790,"date":"2013-01-30T19:11:45","date_gmt":"2013-01-31T00:11:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.naebunny.net\/testing\/?page_id=790"},"modified":"2013-09-20T05:34:20","modified_gmt":"2013-09-20T10:34:20","slug":"lyrics-live-at-bainbridge-under-the-table","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.dulahan.com\/?page_id=790","title":{"rendered":"lyrics: live at bainbridge &#8211; under the table"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>cd: Live at Bainbridge<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p>track 11: Under The Table<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Let me tell you a story,<br \/>\nit starts like a fable<br \/>\nonce upon a time<br \/>\nput her under the table<br \/>\nShe saw me Irish cap<br \/>\nand me wool Aran jumper<br \/>\nknowing I was Irish she handed me porter<\/p>\n<p>Saying I&#8217;ll drink you under<br \/>\nbefore night is over<br \/>\nBring shots of whiskey<br \/>\nand wild Irish porter<br \/>\nIt&#8217;ll go down with ease<br \/>\nfor as long as you&#8217;re able<br \/>\nTonight I&#8217;m gonna drink you<br \/>\nunder the table<\/p>\n<p>Four shots and pints later<br \/>\nwe&#8217;re still goin&#8217; strong<br \/>\nMy head it was funny<br \/>\nbut I&#8217;d prove her wrong<br \/>\nShe starts to stagger,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m still holding on<br \/>\nThe whiskey, the Guinness<br \/>\nwe&#8217;re far beyond gone<\/p>\n<p>CHORUS<\/p>\n<p>Five hours later<br \/>\nwe&#8217;re still throwing back<br \/>\nMy head it was funny<br \/>\nGod I was a wreck<br \/>\nAfter twelve pints of Guinness<br \/>\nand more drams of whiskey<br \/>\nMe mother fell down<br \/>\nshe was far beyond tipsy<br \/>\nI beat me dear Ma<br \/>\nmy day it had come<br \/>\nWe had to stumble all the way home<\/p>\n<p>CHORUS<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 2003 All Rights Reserved<br \/>\nDulahan Music<br \/>\nWritten by Dan Weber<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cd: Live at Bainbridge track 11: Under The Table Let me tell you a story, it starts like a fable once upon a time put her under the table She [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":303,"parent":302,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-790","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","czr-hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dulahan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dulahan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dulahan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dulahan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dulahan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=790"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.dulahan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2139,"href":"http:\/\/www.dulahan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/790\/revisions\/2139"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dulahan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/302"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dulahan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dulahan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}